okay so i checked my basement and i don't know how this happened but there's this really big crack on the floor that's starting to run up the wall and i've been ignoring it but recently it's been making these noises. almost like haunting moans. honestly after a while you learn to tune it out and it didn't seem dangerous and it would probably be expensive to fix so i figured it was fine, but last week these little yellow ducks started coming out of it. i have about 200 of them now but to be honest i've kind of lost track and i'm not sure what to do with them, so i'm selling them here. if anyone has any advice i would really appreciate it because i'm running out of space to store them and i think they might be communicating with eachother, which seems really dangerous
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