okay, so there is a really big crack in the basement floor, and it is running up the wall, and fixing a basement sounds expensive, so i ignored it

then little yellow ducks started coming out, and there are roughly 200 now, and they may be communicating, which seems dangerous

DISCLAIMER no fire, no oven, no metal spiky shoes, no trampoline, no acid, and no soup, because you do not get a refund if you hurt a stuffed animal